VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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