You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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