Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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