hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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