The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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