Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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