her vagine was all disorganized.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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