hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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