Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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