If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
