K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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