I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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