Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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