white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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