Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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