I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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