hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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