She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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