cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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