he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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