oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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