Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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