who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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