well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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