yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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