the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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