YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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