I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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