Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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