This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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