so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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