"it" just moved
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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