Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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