Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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