i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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