About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Randomize
