Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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