Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Just puked most of my soul out..
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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