im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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