Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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