he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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