I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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