My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I don't think brook has ever known best
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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