Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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