nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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