I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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