the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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