I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Success! We fucked roommates!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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