So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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