Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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