What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
How does it feel to date your dad?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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