u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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