I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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