everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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