My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
birth control should be required to get into college
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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