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no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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